Tuesday, July 6, 2010

I Used to Have Dignity

Not anymore. Not since everyone in the Walgreens, the Target, and the meat market got a glimpse of this today.



It didn't even help that my shirt may have been covering my indiscretion just a little.



Nope. Really didn't help at all.

You can bet we had a great time with this one at dinner tonight.

Maggie: Looks like the Grand Canyon!

B: More like the Royal Gorge!

Kate: Good thing you weren't wearing a thong!

I love my family. I really do.

Now, I know what you're thinking. Oh no, she didn't . . . *fill in the blank*.

. . . flash her tidy whiteys all over town today.

. . . share that with everyone on her blog.


Oh yes I did. I most certainly did.

Shelly



P.S. Just so we're perfectly clear here: I had NO IDEA this had happened until I got home and Maggie screamed. Just so we're clear.

12 comments:

  1. I swear God does stuff like this to me to keep me humble. :)

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  2. Funny! Just so you know, if you were at those stores in MY hood, you'd be overdressed! Honestly - no one would think anything of it... except maybe me and I'd shake my head wondering "Why does that lady think I want to see that?". LOL - I'll try to be less judging next time. ;)

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  3. Haha!! That just made my night!! How embarrassing! =)

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  4. Isn't this just exactly what blogs are for? :)

    Fondly,
    Glenda

    PS. Better stop and get an Intellegencia tomorrow. It will make you feel better. Just check your jeans for holes, before you go in.

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  5. That is hilarious! However, I do feel your pain...I'd be mortified, too. I presume that was the meaning behind your fb status!

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  6. Glad I could provide a little laugh for you all! :)

    Glenda, that is exactly what I plan to do today! Intelligentsia is the BEST!

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  7. now this is funny!...and bless your heart. Thanks for sharing!

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  8. Oh my. Several weeks ago, I pulled a pair of pants out of the dryer and realized they were completely split down the back seam. I have no idea if it happened in the laundry or if I WORE THEM LIKE THAT AT WORK. No idea. I kind of can't even think about it.

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  9. Laughing out loud. While sending you a cyber hug, of course. :v}

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  10. Oh, Shelly! This is both hilarious and cringe-worthy at the same time! I feel your pain. Thanks for being so open to share. I'm sure there are many of us who have been in similar circumstances. :-)

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  11. Good thing you didn't go to Walmart, you may have ended up on peopleofwalmart.com. ROFL!

    Thanks for stopping by my blog :).

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